Drug Seeker Stories...and a Vagina Story for Kicks

I always wonder why docs get so worked-up by drug-seekers.

Why not just fuck with 'em by being honest and direct?

(For the non-physician readers, we really do get these stories--so often, in fact, that it's hard to remember them all. We do want them to get better, but the first step (seriously) is to confront them on the lies they tell others and themselves.)

Never mind the misuse of resources....PandaBear is an ER doc, remember.